Bus Male or Female?

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Ramu: 'Teacher, teacher! Is bus male or female?

Teacher: thinking...

Shyamu: 'Teacher, teacher! It is female'

Teacher & Ramu: 'Kyon?'

Shyamu: 'Kyon ki sab log uspe chadte hain.'

Teacher is pareshan. While Ramu gets doubt.

Ramu: 'Agar bus female hai aur sab uspe chadte hai tho uske bacche kyon nahin hote?'

Teacher is more pareshan.

Shyamu: 'Kyon ki sab peeche se chadte hain.'

Teacher is now hiding her face. Ramu gets another doubt,

Ramu: 'Maana sabhi peeche se chadte hain, but driver aur conductor tho aage se chadte hain. Phir bachche kyon nahin hote?'

Teacher is sweating as it is getting too much to handle.

Syamu replies: 'Kyon ki woh donon topi pehanke chadte hain.'

Teacher faints!!