Bedtime Football

An old man and his wife have gone to bed.

After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man lets out a loud fart and says “one-nil.”

His wife rolls over and asks, “What in the world was that?”

The old man says, “A goal. I’m ahead one-nil.”

A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, “Goal! One all.”

The old boy farts again. “Goal! I’m ahead 2-1.”

Now starting to get into this the wife quickly farts again and says, “Goal! 2 all.”

The old man tries to fart again, but cannot. Trying desperately not to be out-done by his wife, he gives it everything he has to get out just one more fart.

He strains a little too hard and soils the bed.

The wife asks, “Now what in the world was that?”

The old man replies, “Half-time, switch sides.”