PAPPITA
POLICE WALA to Santa : Oye tussi PAPPITA bechane wali nu KISS kyun kiya??
SANTA : HAZOOR vo hi bar bar shor paa rahi thi
PAPPI TA LE LO
PAPPI TA LE LO
codeword
Pati Patni ne pyar karne ke liye codeword rakha "CHALO CHEENI KHAYE"
1 Din Unka Naukar Unki Jawan Beti ke sath pyar karta pakda gaya
MAALIKS : Saale...kya kar raha hai ?
Nokar : chini kha raha hun..
Maalik : chini hi khani thi to khuli bori me se kha leta. nayee bori kyun kholi?
A woman is like...
A Woman Is Like BLUETOOTH:
You are Next To Her,
She Stays Connected.
You Go Away, She Finds New Devices .
Smoothly..
17 sal ki umar me pahli bar kiya to khoon aya
2nd bar kiya,dard hua
3rd bar kiya,jalan hui
4th bar kiya,smoothly hua
Kaamwaali
Kaamwali: Bibiji, apni sari wapas le lo...
jab pehanti hu.. to.. aap ko samajh ke...
sahab dhyaan dete nahi aur..
udhar driver peechey se ungli kar jaata hai... :P
Share Market..
Share market ne bhi kya din dikhaya hai.
savera hote hee - secretary, girl friend, dhoban, kamvali, sab ek hi sawal puchti hai -
Aaj to upar chadega na....!!?
Nasbandhi ka operation
NAUKRANI:- Mem saab mai PREGNANT hu.
MEMSAAB:- Badhai ho apna khayal rakhna.
NAUKRANI:- Aap b khayal rakhna, saab ki NASBANDHI ka operation theek se nahi hua hai
Ek baat hai...
College Wali..........Masaledar Hoti Hai,
Office Wali .......... Sweet Hoti Hai,
Ghar Wali .......... Fikki Hoti Hai,
Hotel Wali .......... Mast Hoti Hai,
...5 Star Wali.......... Mehangi Hoti Hai,
Nukkan Wali.......Unhygenic Hoti Hai,
Lekin Ek Baat Hai......
.
Chai Akhir Chai Hoti Hai......
Who was AKBAR?
Teacher: Who was AKBAR?
Boy: Akbar was Gay!
Tchr(Shocked): Why?
Boy: v hav heard.
LAILA-MAJNU,
HEER-RANJHA,
ADAM-EVE,
SONI-MAHIVAL
& Only
AKBAR-BIRBAL..???
Kaminapan
Wo tumhe door se dekh kar apna DUPPATTA sambhal leti hain.
Wah wah.......
Mai hairan hoon is baat se ke wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti hai..?