May I go to washroom ? . Posted in Funny SMS Kid :- Mam , May I go to washroom .............. Mam :- Nahi pehle A to Z sunao , phir jaana .......... Kid :- ABCDEFGHIJKLMN__QRS_UVWX_Z ............... Mam :- P,O,T,Y, Kaha gayi ............. Kid :- Ji wo to meri nikar me nikal gayi .