Beemar Employee se uski biwi boli - Iss bar koi janwaro ke doctor ko dikhao tabhi aap theek hoge…

Pati - Woh kyon ?

Biwi - Roz Subah Murge ki tarah jaldi uthh jate ho...

Ghode ki tarah bhag ke office chale jate ho...

Gadhe ki tarah dinbhar kaam karte ho...

1 Dr. ne Aids k mareez ki kamzor halat dekh kar pucha
aap kuch lete kyo nahi....

Mareez bola:abe aur kitni loon,
Le le k to ye haal hua hai............
 

Wo kon si situation hai jisme mard 15 min me thak jaata hai aur aurat chahati hai ki wo karta rahe....

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"shopping"

magar aap ki soch ko 100 topo ki salami.. ;

 

A 50 something year old white woman arrived at her seat and saw that the passenger next to her was a black man.

Visibly furious, she called the air hostess.

"What's the problem, ma?" the hostess asked her.

"Can't you see?" the lady said - "I was given a seat next to a black man. I can't seat here next to him. You have to change my seat"

Rone se kisi ko Paya nahi Jata,
Khone se kisiko Bhulaya nahi Jata,

Waqt Sabko Milta hai Zindgi Badlne ke liye,
Par Zindagi nahi Milti Waqt Badlne ke liye.

Vo ik dost jo pyara sa lagta hain,
Bahut pass hai dil k phir bhi juda sa lagta hain,

Bahut dino se aaya nahi koi paigam uska,
Shayad kisi baat pe khafa sa lagta hain …

Sochte h ki aapka naam kya rakhe,
sirf dost rakha to ruth jaoge

Khwab rakha to tute jaoge,
chalo aapka nam zindgi rakh de kum se kum maut tak to saath nibhaoge.

SCENE: VI STANDARD CLASSROOM IN INDIA

HISTORY TEACHER: "Name some famous Indians who struggled against the British ?"

STUDENT: "Tendulkar, Dravid, Laxman, Sehwag, Dhoni, Raina..." !!!

India, my beloved India, where the religion of cricket unites us like none other. :D

Aisa nahi ke hum ko mohabbat nahi mili
Jaisi chahte thhey  hum ko woh ulfat nahi mili,

Milne ko zindagi mein kai humsafar mile
Par un ki tabiyat se tabiyat nahi mili,

Chehron mein doosron ke tumein dhoondte rahe
Soorat nahi mili kahin seerat nahi mili,

Kaun kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi,
Yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi,

Shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum,
Itne dino mein kuch toh jagah banayi hogi.